I do not have a picture of this, but, well, maybe you had to be there, but it was so dang funny I have to tell you about it. So I was doing some
sit-ups this morning... time to get rid of that baby flabby tummy that I have, I decided. I stuck my feet under the couch and started doing
sit-ups. Well,
apparently Lemur had never seen mommy do this before, and he thought it was time to play. He started throwing the pillows off the couches at me. I started laughing, and, it takes what little tummy muscles that I do have left to laugh, leaving none for
sit-ups. So when I started laughing, Lemur decided that was his cue that this was a fun game, so he continued to throw pillows at me. While laughing and dodging pillows, I continued to do my
sit-ups. Then out of nowhere Lemur launches himself on top of me mid sit-up. I made some funny noises and Lemur laughed hysterically. I'm trying to tell him to get off of me, while now crying and laughing at the same time. Lemur is
perplexed. He is not sure why mommy is laughing, but maybe she is crying, so he launches himself on top of me again and then rolls over my head. I'm trying to get it across to him to LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M DOING SOME EXERCISES HERE (if you couldn't tell) and he just thinks this is a great game. He keeps jumping on me like I'm a trampoline (I know I'm round and bouncy, but I am not a trampoline, thank you very much.) So tears are streaming down my face and I'm making ridiculous noises laughing and grunting while trying to do sit-ups. You want to know what I sounded like... have you ever heard my mom laugh really hard? My Aunt Margaret laughs the same way... so it's a big inhale, then your body shakes in rhythmic bounces while you hear,
heheheheeeeeeeeee (like
wweeeeeeeeeee, down a slide). Then I started thinking (as I'm being trounced upon by a certain Lemur) I sound just like my mom. I wonder if I'll cross my legs so I don't pee my pants next. But of course, I can't cross my legs because my feet are stuck under the couch and Lemur is bouncing on top of my rib cage. I try and wave my arms so he will get the idea to go away, and he starts flapping his arms like me, while jumping up and down on his poor unsuspecting mother who is now curled up in the fetal position trying not to pee her pants. I finally flop over on my back (when Lemur got off me to throw another pillow) and just lay there with my arms spread out gasping for air with tears still streaming down my face. Lemur stopped. He looked at me wondering if I was okay. Then I started laughing again because I'm sure he was so dang confused. Of course that set off another round of him hurling himself on top of me. I ended up tackling him and tickling him until he ran away and I collapsed in an
exhausted heap. I guess my tummy muscles did get a work out because I hadn't laughed that hard in a long, long time. Sit-ups are over rated anyway.